Obama Vs. McCain
Vs.
They look a little different on the outside. If we were to conduct a taste test, undoubtedly we would find that they taste a little different. Mmmmm.... Yeah. Slightly different flavors. Also, we would find that people would likely express a preference - one brand tastes better than the other.
They're both still ketchup.
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